Hey there! Aimless Coy here. Who am I? Where am I? What am I? These answers and more will appear in what I like to call...
Howls and Muddy Pawprints...
The Aimless Coyote's
In this journal you will find:
Important: entries may contain bad words, naughty pictures, and nasty slashy filth. If you're easily offended, or not an adult, you probably shouldn't
Warning! Contains material inappropriate for children, closed-minded individuals, ultra-religious assholes, homophobes, racists, and certain large houseplants.
All contents of this journal ©2004-2015 Aimless Coy. (Does not apply to otherwise copyrighted material.) What does that mean? It's very simple... You steal my stuff, I bite. Then maybe sue. Then bite again. M'kay? Solution: get permission FIRST. Then everyone's happy.
Overview: These entries are just like me. They can be wildly happy or sad, crazy, serious, contemplative, angry, or just downright nasty. There may also be references to suicide, depression, anxiety, child abuse, rape, Harry Potter, and other deeply disturbing topics. So please, if you have any scrap of sanity left after reading the introduction for the love of Mike escape while you can!
So Let's Begin, Shall We?
....Whaddya mean, NO??
Insight into Coy:
Height: two meters minus 10 inches.
Weight: approximately 16.36 lbs. On the moon.
Favorite Colours: deep and vivid blue, green, black and purple. Or clear.
Social Interaction: this is it.
Race: coyote or fox, depending on mood.
Favorite Hobbies: torturing a classical guitar, writing, screwing around with Photoshop, writing, yelling at the cat, writing, and making potions. (Yes, really. No, not with flobberworms.) --Oh! and writing.
Addictions: American chocolate, sugar, super strong coyffee, good loose tea, Severus Snape, nasty slashy smut, and writing.
Dislikes: ... closed-minded people. and Drama!!
Likes: just about everything else.
Education: far too much, and yet not enough to be useful.
Religion: take your pick.
Best Feature: loffably funny
Worst Feature: keeps grudges indefinitely
Purpose of this: I'll let you know when I figure that out.